Key Ring other. The air

A nice, butch cider that wilt hold your hand when you're crossing the road and still try to feel you up in the back of your dad's Ford Festiva on Boxing Day.
A cider, indeed.
that may yet be described as 'marriage material'.
What's in a label? The Bulmers label insists somewhat arrogantly that we must SERVE OVER ICE, but I drank mine straight up in a glass because I am a motherfucking cider maverick and that's how I 'roll'.
Shall compare thee to a summer's day? The original hipster beer garden tipple, Bulmers Oh dear, I appear to have mislaid my apostrophe' Pear Cider will be endrunkening Australian teens for a long time to come.
What do replica louis vuitton bags mean I've smashed back one too many ciders and started making words up? I'll have your hide, upstart.
Sweet and light and full of devilish intent, like getting punched in the face by a pixie.
Made by the same people who also do 'Cosmopolitan in a Cask', a product that must really appeal to all those obese Carrie Brad shaws of the world who can't be arsed leaving their bedsit to imbibe a cocktail.
What's in a label? Absolutely sweet fuck all.
It says Three Oaks Cider Company Original Alcoholic Cider" in big letters.
That's it.
I miss my little cartoons of strongmen and pregnant women already.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? If you louis vuitton sobe clutch replica your nose inside your glass of Three Oaks it smells a little like the aroma that permeates the air when someone opens a matchbox.
Only I know what I mean by that particular appraisal This is why I am a writer and not a professional cider reviewer.
I am, however, open to a career as a professional drunk.
If you loved me, things would be different.
I would be different.
Maybe we would be at breakfast right now snuggling in a corner booth and being like, "Oh my god, do you want the last bite? I don't want it.
Have it! " Or maybe we would be lying in bed on our computers and not talking to Louis Vuitton Key Ring other.
The air would be thick with tension and you would be eating crackers in bed and getting crumbs EVERYWHERE.
God! Who knows what we could be doing this morning? Something amazing.
If you loved me, you would be a well-rounded person.
Your skills would include but not be limited to: skiing, kayaking.
Nutella eating, orgasm giving, being cute all the time, having good taste in music and, oh yeah, loving me! You could even put it on your resume: -I'm very good at loving this person.
I hope to apply this skill of loving to your awesome company.
" If you loved me, maybe you would have an awesome job.
Maybe everything would be awesom.



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